Welcome back to another raunchy edition of The Fuckers Corner. I am your hops infested host – The Fucker. Well, I’ve been thinking. I have kicked music around and thrown stones at television, so I suppose I'll maul movies this time around. Movies are great don’t get me wrong, but here of late I have been more than disappointed.

The movie in particular that has me so pessimistic was the new Nightmare on Elm Street. I was dying to see this movie until last night when I discovered I held my breath for nothing. It seemed all right to me in the early stages of the film but by the end I was totally fucking shocked! Bewildered to be absolutely honest. The man who starred as Freddy did a good job. I feel and it wasn’t about him opposed to Robert Englund although I think Robert would have done it more justice. It isn’t even about the other actresses and actors in the film. They ripped the line “Welcome to my world bitch” from Freddy vs. Jason. Just reworded it “your in my world now bitch”. This was done in the same style and situation in both films. What the fuck? They altered the story line to where Freddy was killed for no reason just some dick headed kids told tales about him. Also it portrayed Freddy to love children and that he lived in the school basement. Those weren't the only changes to the stroy line either. At least one or two of the kills were really done well but I stray from my point.

Have these big shit Hollywood writers run out of good ideas? I say hell yeah they have! All these unwarranted remakes and prequels and sequels are getting on my last damn nerve. My wife and I currently have had movie tickets for over a month and still can’t find something worth going out to see. That alone is screwed up. And what about cinemas having to shut down? Maybe it’s not just the economy. Maybe other people like me are sick and fucking tired of the same old, same old. And it’s not just A Nightmare on Elm Street. I have been feeling like this for quit some time. It’s the same thing with the 3d flicks. Most serve absolutely no purpose in 3d other than to cost you a few more dollars so why even bother?

Whether you agree or not, I suppose it is what it is. I am not a writer so what the hell do I know about the subject anyway? I’m just another fucker with an asshole and an opinion. So find yourself back here next week and until then you can go fuck yourselves, I’m out!