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Ladies and Gentleman I would like to welcome you to my blog. I sincerely hope your ready to laugh and cringe all at the same time because today I will be talking about a very dumb ass criminal who deserves to meet "Old Sparky" or for those of you not in to fancy jargon - the electric chair. I was prompted to do this by watching a video by Steve Shives (my good friend and co-worker here @ neonreel) where he lays out 5 stupid things for the week. It is a very funny segment he does and I hope to pull some of his wit into this piece.

Here recently, a 22-year-old Philadelphia man was the target of a murder-for-hire plot hatched on Facebook. He was targeted by the mother of his child and was shot and killed police said on Tuesday. Police began looking into the suspects after getting a tip that one of them had posted on Facebook asking for someone to kill the 22 year old Philadelphia man for a sum of $1000.00. I read this information in an article by Dave Warner on Yahoo.com and puked a little in my mouth when I did so. Not only is it incredibly wrong to murder a man outside of a self-defense situation (which we should all be able to understand) but it is incredibly stupid to post it on Facebook that you are hiring anyone willing to do it.

If this pair of idiot criminals set out to go to jail for the rest of there natural lives, they have probley succeeded. If however they somehow intended to get away with the heinous crime, they failed miserably. Is it not enough that many people live with hate in their hearts or do we as a people have to behave so ignorantly? What am I saying, hate and ignorance go hand and hand. At this point for the unfortunate victims in this crime (knowing that this young mans family has to suffer with his loss) all I can pray is that justice is done. Someone this stupid that is capable of such wrong should be put away for good whether permanently or locked in a cell for the rest of his days.

So what I’m trying to say (not to make jokes regarding the crime above) is that if you decide to do something illegal which you know is wrong, you should think the process through as to not make stupid fucking mistakes such as advertising said such crime. Who in the right mind does this? You might as well called 911 to report it just before you commit the crime. Saves time for hard working, intelligent individuals who have much better things to do than waste there time on those who exuberate mentally deficient behavior. Also, maybe Facebook should be monitored a little more closely. Hummmmm?

Well, I must be rolling out. Hope you enjoyed my column. Stop back anytime. Peace!